Joss Whedon: I wouldn’t want to do it without my man Phil Coulson, without Clark. He’s got a thing that I call a Columbo thing. He’s so low-key, he’s never overselling, and then when he turns out to be the smartest person in the room, everybody else is like, “Oh …” And you can’t buy that. You can’t train for it. Some people just have it.
Clark Gregg: Aww. Let’s make out. I’m crimson. (X)