Captain Hammer: ”I hate the homeless…

                          -ness problem that plagues our city.”

“Oh, I’m in pain! I think this is what pain feels like. Oh mama! Someone maternal!”
Captain Hammer
“You give my regards to St. Peter. Or whoever has his job, but in Hell.”
Captain Hammer
“Everyone’s a hero in their own way
In their own not-that-heroic way”
Captain Hammer
“It’s curtains for you Dr. Horrible. Lacy, gently wafting curtains.”
Captain Hammer