River: “I didn’t think you’d come for me.”

Simon: “Well, you’re a dummy.”

Wash: “You’re acting Captain. Know what happens if you fall asleep now?”

Zoe: “Jayne slits my throat and takes over?”

Do you think anyone’s told Steve Rogers about Firefly yet?

Jayne: “I got stupid, the money was too good.”

Book: “I don’t give half a hump if you’re innocent or not. So where does that put you?”

Whedonesque’s April Fools’ Day Quotes

2011 - Twilight


2012 - Star Wars


2013 - Twilight


2014 - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows