imperfectlychaotic

imperfectlychaotic:

Never forget that Melinda May didn’t just construct this team; she assembled this team.

She picked Fitzsimmons for the team because they were the best, because if Coulson needed medical assistance, they were his best chance.

BUT. When she picked them, they hadn’t even done their field test. On…

Never just the pilot.

evolvedkinkycanuck

evolvedkinkycanuck:

whedonesque:

bluelilyrose:

Simmons: Agent May? Oh, hello. Um, I don’t mean to disturb you. I was just wondering—

May: No.

Simmons: But I’ve run into a small prob—

May: No.

Simmons: It’s just, we tried to find more information like you said and then I reacted very badly. If you could just possibly—

May: No.

Simmons: I shot someone.

May: *sigh* Where’s the body?

Simmons: Oh…

May: *closes eyes and shakes head*

Deleted scene from episode 1.07 “The Hub” - Sc 27: I Shot Someone

A deleted scene from the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. DVD! Before you ask, the original poster received her DVD order early.

How chill is too chill, May?

if we can get Coulsoning in the dictionary for “being more badass than badass” then “the ability to be more relaxed when all hell is breaking lose, or when people are losing their shit around you” should be called “Maying” 

to May: (verb) to remain completely chill in alarming circumstances.

bluelilyrose

bluelilyrose:

Simmons: Agent May? Oh, hello. Um, I don’t mean to disturb you. I was just wondering—

May: No.

Simmons: But I’ve run into a small prob—

May: No.

Simmons: It’s just, we tried to find more information like you said and then I reacted very badly. If you could just possibly—

May: No.

Simmons: I shot someone.

May: *sigh* Where’s the body?

Simmons: Oh…

May: *closes eyes and shakes head*

Deleted scene from episode 1.07 “The Hub” - Sc 27: I Shot Someone

A deleted scene from the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. DVD! Before you ask, the original poster received her DVD order early.

How chill is too chill, May?