Anya: “You’re going away for a week? That’s great!”
Giles: “Yes, yes, everybody seems delighted about it.”
Born on the fourth of July, and don’t think there weren’t jokes about that my whole life, mister, ‘cause there were. “Who’s our little patriot?” they’d say, when I was younger, and therefore smaller and shorter than I am now.
Of course, vengeance takes me all over the world. I was in Brazil yesterday. They love their soccer.
We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That’s hilarious! Ice is so slippery! And monkeys are all irrational… we have to see this!
Andrew: “We will defend it with our very lives.”
Anya: “Yes, we will defend it with his very life.”
Tara: “Sex poodle?”
Anya: “Yeah, why?”
Tara: “Uh, I’m not sure you should say ‘sex poodle’ in your vows.”