The hammer is my penis.
Stand back everyone, nothing here to see
Just imminent danger, in the middle of it, me
Captain Hammer: ”I hate the homeless…
-ness problem that plagues our city.”
Oh, I’m in pain! I think this is what pain feels like. Oh mama! Someone maternal!
You give my regards to St. Peter. Or whoever has his job, but in Hell.
Everyone’s a hero in their own way
In their own not-that-heroic way