Coulson: “Skye, please tell me something good.”

Skye: “We have Internet.”

Coulson: “Yay. And boy, have I lowered my expectations.” 

Coulson: “We need to root out all the secrets.”

May: “Agent Ward and I have been having sex.”

Skye: “Wouldn’t mind getting my human hands on Thor. He’s so dreamy…”
Coulson: “Sure, he’s handsome, but- “
May: “No. He’s dreamy.”