Inara: “See you two tomorrow.  Don’t let Mal get you into too much trouble while I’m gone.”

Kaylee: “Bye, now.  Have good sex.”

Jayne: “Well I don’t like the idea of someone hearing what I’m thinking.”

Inara: “No one likes the idea of someone hearing what you’re thinking.”

Mal: “You know, not altogether wise, sneaking up on a fellow when he’s handling his weapon.”

Inara: “I’m sure I’ve heard that said.”

Mal: “Inara, think you could stoop to being on my arm?”

Inara: “Will you wash it first?”

“I wish you hundreds of fat children.”
Inara

Book: “I don’t think the captain would much like me praying for him.” 

Inara: “Don’t tell him. I never do.”