Wash: “A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he’s not afraid of anything.”

Jayne: “Damn straight!”

“Let me pour you a big frosty mug of ‘shut-the-hell-up’.”
Jayne
“These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.”
Jayne

Wash: “A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he’s not afraid of anything.”

Jayne: “Damn straight.”

Jayne: “Well I don’t like the idea of someone hearing what I’m thinking.”

Inara: “No one likes the idea of someone hearing what you’re thinking.”

“Time for some thrilling heroics.”
Jayne

Jayne: “Can I start gettin’ sexed already?”

Mal: “Well, that’s one kind of horrific.”

Jayne: “What we need’s a diversion. I say Zoe gets naked.” 

Wash: “Nope.” 

Jayne: “I could get naked.”

Everyone: “NO!!”