Mal: “Could have been meditating on the wonders of your rock garden right now.”

Jayne: “Beats just sitting.”

Wash: “It is just sitting.”

“You guys had a riot? On account of me? My very own riot?”

Jayne: “Well as a rule I say girl folk ain’t to be trusted.”

River: “Jayne is a girl’s name.”

Jayne: “Well Jayne ain’t a girl.”

“If wishes were horses, we’d all be eating steak.”

Mal: “She has a name.”

Jayne: “So does this! I call it Vera.”

“I’ll be in my bunk.”