Wash: “You brute.”

Kaylee: “Oh, sweetie, don’t feel bad. He makes everybody cry. He’s like a monster.”

Mal: “I’m not a monster!”

“I’m glad I rated higher than dead Bessie here.”
Kaylee

Inara: “See you two tomorrow.  Don’t let Mal get you into too much trouble while I’m gone.”

Kaylee: “Bye, now.  Have good sex.”

“Goin’ on a year now I ain’t had nothin’ twixt my nethers weren’t run on batteries.”
Kaylee
“She ain’t moving… Serenity’s not moving.”
Kaylee

Mal: “Y’all were watchin’, I take it?”

Kaylee: “Yes.”

Mal: “Did you see us fight?”

Kaylee: “No.”

Mal: “Trap.”

Kaylee: “So how come you don’t care where you’re going?”

Book: “Cause how you get there is the worthier part.”

“I love my Captain”
Kaylee