“Up until the punching, it was a real nice party.”
Kaylee


Kaylee: “Oh, sweetie, don’t feel bad. He makes everybody cry. He’s like a monster.”

Mal: “I’m not a monster!”

Mal: “Does, uh… does this seem kind of tight?”

Kaylee: “Shows off your backside. Did you see the chandelier? It’s hovering.” 

“Look, they got boy whores! Isn’t that thoughtful? Wonder if they service girlfolk at all.”
Kaylee
“Yes sir, Cap’n Tightpants.”
Kaylee