“Up until the punching, it was a real nice party.”

Kaylee: “Oh, sweetie, don’t feel bad. He makes everybody cry. He’s like a monster.”

Mal: “I’m not a monster!”

Mal: “Does, uh… does this seem kind of tight?”

Kaylee: “Shows off your backside. Did you see the chandelier? It’s hovering.” 

“Look, they got boy whores! Isn’t that thoughtful? Wonder if they service girlfolk at all.”
“Yes sir, Cap’n Tightpants.”