Tara: “Families are always… “
Willow: “They make you crazy.”  

Buffy: “Was it sudden?”

Tara: “What?”

Buffy: “Your mother…”

Tara: “No. And yes. It’s always sudden.”

Tara: “Sex poodle?”

Anya: “Yeah, why?”

Tara: “Uh, I’m not sure you should say ‘sex poodle’ in your vows.”

Anya: “Huh.”

Willow: “Hey. Clothes.”

Tara: “Better not get used to ‘em.”

Willow: “Hmm, yes ma’am.”

“I go online sometimes, but everyone’s spelling is really bad. It’s… depressing.”