Marvel Awkward Situations



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“An intelligence agency that fears intelligence? Historically, not awesome.”
Tony Stark, The Avengers
“Call your mom, can you bunk over?”
Tony Stark

Headcanon: Tony and Bruce text each other constantly while watching Cosmos.

Tony Stark: “Would you like a drink?”

Loki: “Stalling me won’t change anything.”

Tony Stark: “No, no, no. Threatening.”

“You want to see Captain America and Tony Stark not like each other, articulately. Writing them was where I started. They represent two polar opposites and I’m basically Tony and I wish I was Steve. I believe everything that Steve says, but at the end of the day, I’m more like Tony, without the brilliance and the billions.”
Joss Whedon (x)
“Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.”
Tony Stark

Tony: “I’ll tell you what. Next building’s gonna say ‘Potts’ on the tower.”

Pepper: “On the lease.”

Tony: “Call your mom, can you bunk over?”