Wash: “You’re acting Captain. Know what happens if you fall asleep now?”

Zoe: “Jayne slits my throat and takes over?”

“How did your brain even learn human speech? I’m just so curious.”
Wash

hgprime:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

adriofthedead:

Versatile adj. Capable of doing many things competently.

excuse me but you’re missing the best one

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I HAVE NEVER REBLOGGED SOMETHING SO FAST IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

Wacky fun…

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Wash: “You are psychotic.”

Mal: “No, but you should have seen his face… Oh… I’m a bad man.”

“Can we maybe vote on the whole murdering people issue?”
Wash

Wash: “This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.”

Mal: “Define ‘interesting’?”

Wash: “Oh God, oh God, we’re all gonna die”?

“Sleepiness is weakness of character. Ask anyone.”
Wash

Jayne: “Here’s a little concept I’ve been working on. Why don’t we shoot her first?”

Wash: “It is her turn.”