Can we maybe vote on the whole murdering people issue?
Wash: “This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.”
Mal: “Define ‘interesting’?”
Wash: “Oh God, oh God, we’re all gonna die”?
Sleepiness is weakness of character. Ask anyone.
Jayne: “Here’s a little concept I’ve been working on. Why don’t we shoot her first?”
Wash: “It is her turn.”
Here lies my beloved Zoë, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she’s all corpsified and gross…
Wash: “You brute.”
Kaylee: “Oh, sweetie, don’t feel bad. He makes everybody cry. He’s like a monster.”
Mal: “I’m not a monster!”
Zoe: “Sir, I’d like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.”
Wash: “Work, work, work.”
Wash or Willow?