“Here lies my beloved Zoë, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she’s all corpsified and gross…”
Wash

Wash: “You brute.”

Kaylee: “Oh, sweetie, don’t feel bad. He makes everybody cry. He’s like a monster.”

Mal: “I’m not a monster!”

Zoe:  “Sir, I’d like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.”

Wash:  “Work, work, work.”

Wash or Willow?

“Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!”
Wash

Wash: “A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he’s not afraid of anything.”

Jayne: “Damn straight!”

“Okay! Everybody not talking about sex, in here. Everybody else, elsewhere.”
Wash
“How did your brain even learn human speech? I’m just so curious.”
Wash
“We’d always hoped you two kids would get together. Who is she?”
Wash