“Oh my god. What can it be? We’re all doomed! Who’s flying this thing? Oh, right, that would be me. Back to work.”
Wash

Wash: “Screw you!”

Mal: “Get in line!”

Wash: “Grenades?”

Zoë: “Oh, yes. Thank you, dear.”

Wash: “A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he’s not afraid of anything.”

Jayne: “Damn straight.”

Jayne: “What we need’s a diversion. I say Zoe gets naked.” 

Wash: “Nope.” 

Jayne: “I could get naked.”

Everyone: “NO!!”

Mal: “Could have been meditating on the wonders of your rock garden right now.”

Jayne: “Beats just sitting.”

Wash: “It is just sitting.”

Wash: “Captain, don’t you know kissin’ girls makes you sleepy?”

Mal: “Sometimes, I just can’t help myself.”

“Oh my god. What can it be? We’re all doomed! Who’s flying this thing!? Oh right, that would be me. Back to work.”
Wash