Anya: “You know, if you love Riley Finn so much, maybe you should just marry him.”

Xander: “He’s taken. And that’s not the point.”

Willow: “Don’t be so jumpy… I’ve been in your bed before.”

Xander: “Yeah, but Will, we were both in footy pajamas.”

“Besides, if you die, I’ll just bring you back to life. That’s what I do.”
Xander

Xander: “Hey, wait ‘til you have an evil twin, see how you handle it.”

Willow: “I handled it fine.”

“Then where’s the gang? Avengers assemble! Let’s get going!”
Xander