“Why am I not entirely comforted by the arrival of the man-sized microwave?”
Xander
“Typical Museum trick. Promise human sacrifice, deliver old pots and pans.”
Xander

Xander: “Do we hug?”

Oz: “I think we’re too manly.”

Xander: “You have no shame.”

Cordelia: “Oh please, like shame is something to be proud of.”

“This is my verse, hello”
Xander
“Man, Buffy! My whole life just flashed before my eyes! I gotta get me a life!”
Xander

Willow: “Have you Googled her yet?”

Xander: “Willow! She’s 17!”    

Willow: “It’s a search engine.”

Xander: “Does anybody remember when Saturday night meant date night?”

Cordelia: “You sure don’t.”